PHILADELPHIA PREMIERE!!! Schoolgirl Figure   Photo by Joshua Helms   by Wendy MacLeod directed by Michael Osinski March 30 - April 16, 2005 at The Shubin Theatre, 407 Bainbridge Street Now that Monique has starved herself to death, the only thing standing between Size 4 Renee and the most popular boy in school is Size 2 Jeanine. It's not long before Renee, along with her bulimic sidekick Patty, launches a fierce cookie-pushing campaign to defeat Jeanine and emerge victorious as the thinnest girl in school. But will she survive the battle? Wendy MacLeod's hysterically satirical play casts an all too perceptive eye on the vicious world of the calorie-counting, hunk-hunting teenage girl.

"Stunningly tasteless and absolutely hilarious " - Washington Post

"Only a writer with MacLeod's dexterity could get away with skewering our culture's body image obsession by way of mocking high school girls with eating disorders." - MetroWeekly.com

CAST:

Renee . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Patty . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Monique/Mila/Jane/Mrs. Blue/Counselor . . . The Bradley/Marcel/Dennis . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jeanine . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Frances Calter Tovah Rosenberg Sarah Kiefer Derick Loafmann Becca Landis

PRODUCTION STAFF:

Scenic Design . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Costume Design . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lighting Design . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sound Design . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Properties . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Production Dramaturg . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Production Manager . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Production Stage Manager . . . . . . . . . . . . Assistant Scenic Designer . . . . . . . . . . . . . Assistant Costume Designer . . . . . . . . . . . Assistant Costume Designer . . . . . . . . . . .

Christian Pedone Nitza Melo Tim Sawicki Andrew Monheim Meghann Williams Gigi Naglak Derick Loafmann Darnelle Edwin Radford Andrea Cibelli Marianne Maloy Kimberley Osinski

Photos from Schoolgirl Figure
All photos by Erin Lucas

Becca Landis as Jeanine and Frances Calter as Renee

Sarah Kiefer as Monique; Frances Calter as Renee; Tovah Rosenberg as Patty

Tovah Rosenberg as Patty and Sarah Kiefer as Mrs. Blue

Frances Calter as Renee and Derick Loafmann as Bradley